Short Story Series: I Don't Want To Kill A Nine-Year-Old!

I didn't kill my parents. So, it's going to be awfully hard for my child to commit patricide. Ha! I never knew that deciding to have kids was a life sentence to live every other day screaming, almost literally going crazy, getting mad at something or nothing. Even deciding to get married was like a sentence to life bondage with hard labour. See that one o. Bolu, my nine-year-old tomboy princess was asking me why I don't wear anything but boxer shots in the house, or did I forget that she is a lady, too? Did I, Akintunde, her father forget that she is only a young girl, unmarried and not ready? What nonsense! Pure rubbish talk. Bolu drives me nut with her silly and infuriating questions. Okay. Around 12 pm today, everyone was home, enjoying the weekend. The tiny little creature walked up to me with all the confidence in the whole world to ask me another ridiculous question. ...